Funny Valentine’s Day cards are a lighthearted way to express affection and humor on February 14th. This blog post presents 45 printable designs, ranging from food puns to pop culture references, suitable for various relationships and interests.
Introducing Our Free Printable Funny Valentine’s Day Cards
Valentine’s Day is a time to celebrate love and affection, but who says it can’t be done with a hearty dose of humor? We’ve created a collection of 45 funny Valentine’s Day cards that you can download and print for free. These cards combine clever puns, pop culture references, and adorable illustrations to bring smiles to your loved ones’ faces.
Our printable Valentine’s Day cards PDF is a treasure trove of witty expressions of love. From food-related puns to geeky references, there’s something for everyone in this diverse collection. Whether you’re looking for a card for your significant other, a friend, or a family member, you’ll find the perfect match among these designs.
How to Use the Free Printable Cards
To make the most of our free Valentine’s Day cards, follow these simple steps:
- Download the PDF file attached to this blog post.
- Open the file using a PDF reader like Adobe Acrobat or Preview.
- Print the cards on cardstock or high-quality paper for the best results.
- Cut out the cards along the designated lines.
- Fold the cards in half, if necessary.
- Write your personal message inside the card.
These cards are designed to be easy to print and use, making your Valentine’s Day preparations a breeze.
Food-Themed Funny Valentine’s Cards
Food puns are a classic choice for humorous Valentine’s Day cards. Our collection includes several delicious options that are sure to satisfy your appetite for wordplay.
“I love you from my head tomatoes”
![I love you from my head tomatoes_ with an illustration of tomatoes](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/I-love-you-from-my-head-tomatoes_-with-an-illustration-of-tomatoes-768x1024.webp)
This card features a charming illustration of tomatoes, playing on the phrase “from my head to my toes.” It’s perfect for the food lover in your life or anyone who appreciates a good vegetable pun.
“You’re the apple of my eye”
![You're the apple of my eye_ featuring a cute apple character](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youre-the-apple-of-my-eye_-featuring-a-cute-apple-character-768x1024.webp)
Featuring a cute apple character, this card puts a fresh spin on the classic idiom. It’s a sweet way to tell someone they’re special to you.
“We’re the perfect pear”
![We're the perfect pear_ with two cartoon pears](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Were-the-perfect-pear_-with-two-cartoon-pears-768x1024.webp)
Two cartoon pears take center stage in this card, emphasizing the idea of a perfect match. It’s ideal for couples who enjoy fruit-based humor.
“Lettuce be valentines”
![Lettuce be valentines_ with a lettuce illustration](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Lettuce-be-valentines_-with-a-lettuce-illustration-768x1024.webp)
This card showcases a lettuce illustration, cleverly replacing “let us” with “lettuce.” It’s a great choice for health-conscious individuals or those who appreciate a good salad pun.
Animal-Inspired Funny Valentine’s Cards
Animals provide endless inspiration for cute and funny Valentine’s Day cards. Our collection includes several animal-themed options that are sure to delight.
“I’m not lion, you’re purr-fect”
![I'm not lion, you're purr-fect_ with a cartoon lion](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Im-not-lion-youre-purr-fect_-with-a-cartoon-lion-768x1024.webp)
This card combines two animal puns in one, featuring a cartoon lion. It’s perfect for cat lovers or anyone who appreciates a good play on words.
“You’re owl I need”
![You're owl I need_ featuring a cute owl](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youre-owl-I-need_-featuring-a-cute-owl-768x1024.webp)
A cute owl takes center stage in this card, playing on the phrase “all I need.” It’s ideal for bird enthusiasts or anyone who finds owls adorable.
“Let’s stick together”
![Let's stick together_ with illustrated koalas](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Lets-stick-together_-with-illustrated-koalas-768x1024.webp)
Illustrated koalas adorn this card, emphasizing the idea of sticking together. It’s a sweet choice for couples or close friends.
Pop Culture Reference Valentine’s Cards
For those who love TV shows, movies, and video games, our collection includes several pop culture-inspired cards that are sure to resonate.
“You’re the Chandler to my Monica”
![You're the Chandler to my Monica_ for Friends fans](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youre-the-Chandler-to-my-Monica_-for-Friends-fans-768x1024.webp)
Friends fans will appreciate this card, which references the beloved couple from the hit sitcom. It’s perfect for couples who see themselves in Chandler and Monica’s relationship.
“I choose you”
![I choose you_ with a Pokéball for Pokémon enthusiasts](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/I-choose-you_-with-a-Pokeball-for-Pokemon-enthusiasts-768x1024.webp)
Featuring a Pokéball, this card is a must-have for Pokémon enthusiasts. It’s a playful way to tell someone they’re your top choice.
“May the love be with you”
![May the love be with you_ for Star Wars aficionados](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/May-the-love-be-with-you_-for-Star-Wars-aficionados-768x1024.webp)
Star Wars aficionados will love this card, which puts a romantic spin on the iconic phrase “May the force be with you.” It’s ideal for couples who bond over their love of the galaxy far, far away.
Science and Math-Themed Funny Valentine’s Cards
For the intellectually inclined, our collection includes several cards that incorporate scientific and mathematical concepts in humorous ways.
“You’re the nucleus to my atom”
![You're the nucleus to my atom_ with an atom illustration](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youre-the-nucleus-to-my-atom_-with-an-atom-illustration-768x1024.webp)
This card features an atom illustration, emphasizing the central importance of the recipient in the sender’s life. It’s perfect for science enthusiasts or anyone who appreciates atomic humor.
“Our love is like pi, it goes on forever”
![Our love is like pi, it goes on forever_ featuring the pi symbol](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Our-love-is-like-pi-it-goes-on-forever_-featuring-the-pi-symbol-768x1024.webp)
Featuring the pi symbol, this card draws a clever parallel between the never-ending decimal places of pi and endless love. It’s ideal for math lovers or those who appreciate numerical analogies.
“You’ve got my heart racing at 186,000 miles per second”
![You've got my heart racing at 186,000 miles per second_ (the speed of light)](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youve-got-my-heart-racing-at-186000-miles-per-second_-the-speed-of-light-768x1024.webp)
This card references the speed of light, comparing the recipient’s effect on the sender’s heart to the fastest known speed in the universe. It’s perfect for physics enthusiasts or anyone who likes their romance with a side of science.
Technology-Inspired Funny Valentine’s Cards
In our digital age, technology-themed Valentine’s cards are both relevant and humorous. Our collection includes several options that play on tech concepts and devices.
“You’re the highlight of my spreadsheet”
![You're the highlight of my spreadsheet_ with an Excel-style design](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youre-the-highlight-of-my-spreadsheet_-with-an-Excel-style-design-768x1024.webp)
With an Excel-style design, this card is perfect for the data analyst or office worker in your life. It’s a clever way to say someone stands out among all the information in your life.
“You’re the Wi-Fi to my heart”
![You're the Wi-Fi to my heart_ with a Wi-Fi symbol](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youre-the-Wi-Fi-to-my-heart_-with-a-Wi-Fi-symbol-768x1024.webp)
Featuring a Wi-Fi symbol, this card draws a parallel between a strong wireless connection and a strong emotional connection. It’s ideal for tech-savvy individuals or anyone who appreciates the importance of staying connected.
“I’d swipe right for you”
![I'd swipe right for you_ for dating app users](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Id-swipe-right-for-you_-for-dating-app-users-768x1024.webp)
This card references the popular gesture used in dating apps, making it perfect for couples who met online or anyone familiar with modern dating culture.
“You’ve got mail… and my heart”
![You've got mail... and my heart_ with an email icon](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youve-got-mail.-and-my-heart_-with-an-email-icon-768x1024.webp)
With an email icon, this card cleverly combines digital communication with romantic sentiment. It’s perfect for long-distance couples or anyone who appreciates the role of technology in modern relationships.
Seasonal and Holiday-Themed Funny Valentine’s Cards
Our collection also includes cards that incorporate elements from various seasons and holidays, allowing you to combine Valentine’s Day with other celebratory themes.
“Our love is snow joke”
![Our love is snow joke_ featuring snowflakes](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Our-love-is-snow-joke_-featuring-snowflakes-768x1024.webp)
Featuring snowflakes, this card is perfect for winter-loving couples or those celebrating Valentine’s Day in colder climates.
“Yule always be mine”
![Yule always be mine_ for Christmas lovers](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Yule-always-be-mine_-for-Christmas-lovers-768x1024.webp)
This Christmas-themed card combines holiday cheer with Valentine’s Day sentiment. It’s ideal for couples who love the holiday season or those looking to extend the festive spirit.
“You’re egg-ceptional”
![You're egg-ceptional with an Easter egg design](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youre-egg-ceptional-with-an-Easter-egg-design-768x1024.webp)
With an Easter egg design, this card is perfect for spring-themed Valentine’s celebrations or couples who enjoy a good egg pun.
“I only have eyes for you”
![I only have eyes for you_ with googly eyes for Halloween](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/I-only-have-eyes-for-you_-with-googly-eyes-for-Halloween-768x1024.webp)
This card features googly eyes, making it perfect for Halloween or for couples who enjoy a bit of spooky humor in their romance.
Retro and Nostalgic Funny Valentine’s Cards
For those who appreciate a blast from the past, our collection includes several cards with retro and nostalgic themes.
“You’re all that and a bag of chips”
![You're all that and a bag of chips_ with 90s-style graphics](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youre-all-that-and-a-bag-of-chips_-with-90s-style-graphics-768x1024.webp)
Featuring 90s-style graphics, this card is perfect for millennials or anyone who appreciates 90s slang and culture.
“You’re my favorite mixtape”
![You're my favorite mixtape_ featuring a cassette tape](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youre-my-favorite-mixtape_-featuring-a-cassette-tape-768x1024.webp)
This card showcases a cassette tape, making it ideal for music lovers or those who fondly remember creating mixtapes for their crushes.
“We’re a perfect match”
![We're a perfect match_ with retro matchbook illustration](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Were-a-perfect-match_-with-retro-matchbook-illustration-768x1024.webp)
With a retro matchbook illustration, this card combines vintage aesthetics with a classic love sentiment.
Nature-Inspired Funny Valentine’s Cards
For those who appreciate the beauty of the natural world, our collection includes several cards that incorporate elements from nature.
“Aloe you vera much”
![Aloe you vera much_ with an aloe plant](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Aloe-you-vera-much_-with-an-aloe-plant-768x1024.webp)
Featuring an aloe plant, this card combines plant humor with a declaration of love. It’s perfect for plant enthusiasts or anyone who appreciates a good botanical pun.
“You make me bloom”
![You make me bloom_ featuring colorful flowers](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/You-make-me-bloom_-featuring-colorful-flowers-768x1024.webp)
This card showcases colorful flowers, emphasizing the idea of growth and flourishing in a relationship. It’s ideal for gardeners or anyone who sees their love as a blossoming flower.
“You’re out of this world”
![You're out of this world_ with a planet design](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youre-out-of-this-world_-with-a-planet-design-768x1024.webp)
With a planet design, this card takes a cosmic approach to expressing affection. It’s perfect for space enthusiasts or anyone who wants to emphasize how extraordinary their valentine is.
Finally, we have a few cards that don’t fit neatly into the above categories but are equally charming and funny.
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“You make me feel warm and fuzzy”
![You make me feel warm and fuzzy_ with a sun illustration](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/You-make-me-feel-warm-and-fuzzy_-with-a-sun-illustration-768x1024.webp)
With a sun illustration, this card combines the ideas of warmth and comfort. It’s perfect for expressing how the recipient makes the sender feel, both physically and emotionally.
“I’d work overtime for you”
![I'd work overtime for you_ featuring a clock](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Id-work-overtime-for-you_-featuring-a-clock-768x1024.webp)
Featuring a clock, this card cleverly compares dedication in a relationship to putting in extra hours at work. It’s ideal for hard-working couples or anyone who wants to emphasize their commitment.
Sports-Themed Funny Valentine’s Cards
Sports enthusiasts will find several cards in our collection that speak to their passion for athletics.
“You’ve stolen my heart”
![You've stolen my heart_ featuring a soccer goal](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youve-stolen-my-heart_-featuring-a-soccer-goal-768x1024.webp)
This card features a soccer goal, cleverly combining the idea of scoring in sports with capturing someone’s affections. It’s perfect for soccer fans or anyone who appreciates a good sports metaphor in their romance.
“You’re a slam dunk”
![You're a slam dunk_ for basketball fans](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youre-a-slam-dunk_-for-basketball-fans-768x1024.webp)
Basketball lovers will appreciate this card, which compares the recipient to a successful shot in basketball. It’s ideal for couples who bond over their love of the game or for anyone who wants to tell their valentine they’re a sure thing.
“You’re a catch”
![You're a catch_ with a baseball theme](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youre-a-catch_-with-a-baseball-theme-768x1024.webp)
With a baseball theme, this card plays on the double meaning of “catch” in both baseball and relationships. It’s great for baseball fans or anyone who wants to emphasize how valuable their valentine is to them.
Music and Entertainment Funny Valentine’s Cards
For those who appreciate the arts, our collection includes cards that reference music and entertainment.
“You rock my world”
![You rock my world_ with a guitar illustration](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/You-rock-my-world_-with-a-guitar-illustration-768x1024.webp)
Featuring a guitar illustration, this card is perfect for music lovers or anyone who wants to tell their valentine how much they shake up their life in a positive way.
“We’re in perfect harmony”
![We're in perfect harmony_ featuring musical notes](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Were-in-perfect-harmony_-featuring-musical-notes-768x1024.webp)
This card showcases musical notes, emphasizing the idea of two people working well together, just like notes in a pleasing chord. It’s ideal for musically inclined couples or anyone who sees their relationship as a beautiful symphony.
“You’re music to my ears”
![You're music to my ears_ with headphones design](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youre-music-to-my-ears_-with-headphones-design-768x1024.webp)
With a headphones design, this card is perfect for audio enthusiasts or anyone who wants to express how pleasant and enjoyable their valentine’s presence is in their life.
Nature and Cosmos Funny Valentine’s Cards
Our collection also includes cards that draw inspiration from the natural world and the cosmos.
“You’re my ray of sunshine”
![You're my ray of sunshine_ with a cheerful sun design](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youre-my-ray-of-sunshine_-with-a-cheerful-sun-design-768x1024.webp)
This card features a cheerful sun design, perfect for brightening someone’s day. It’s ideal for optimistic couples or anyone who wants to emphasize the positive impact their valentine has on their life.
“We’re written in the stars”
![We're written in the stars_ featuring constellations](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Were-written-in-the-stars_-featuring-constellations-768x1024.webp)
Featuring constellations, this card appeals to the romantic notion of destiny. It’s perfect for stargazers or anyone who believes their relationship was meant to be.
“You’re my universe”
![You're my universe_ with a galaxy illustration](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Youre-my-universe_-with-a-galaxy-illustration-768x1024.webp)
With a galaxy illustration, this card takes the idea of importance to cosmic proportions. It’s ideal for space enthusiasts or anyone who wants to emphasize how all-encompassing their love is.
Literature-Inspired Funny Valentine’s Cards
Book lovers will appreciate these cards that draw inspiration from the world of literature.
“You had me at Chapter One”
![You had me at Chapter One_ with a book illustration](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/You-had-me-at-Chapter-One_-with-a-book-illustration-768x1024.webp)
This card features a book illustration, playing on the famous line “You had me at hello” from the movie Jerry Maguire. It’s perfect for avid readers or couples who bonded over their love of books.
“Our love story is my favorite”
![Our love story is my favorite_ featuring an open book](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Our-love-story-is-my-favorite_-featuring-an-open-book-768x1024.webp)
Featuring an open book, this card compares the recipient and sender’s relationship to a captivating story. It’s ideal for couples who see their love as an ongoing narrative or for anyone who appreciates a good romance novel.
Health and Wellness Funny Valentine’s Cards
For those who prioritize health and wellness, our collection includes cards that align with these interests.
“I’m nuts about you”
![I'm nuts about you_ with an illustration of healthy nuts](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Im-nuts-about-you_-with-an-illustration-of-healthy-nuts-768x1024.webp)
This card features an illustration of healthy nuts, combining a classic expression of affection with a nod to nutritious snacking. It’s perfect for health-conscious individuals or anyone who appreciates a good food pun.
“We’re a perfect match”
![We're a perfect match_ featuring yoga poses](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Were-a-perfect-match_-featuring-yoga-poses-768x1024.webp)
Featuring yoga poses, this card emphasizes compatibility through the lens of fitness. It’s ideal for couples who enjoy working out together or anyone who sees their relationship as a balancing act.
Wordplay and Pun-Based Funny Valentine’s Cards
Our collection includes several cards that play with language in clever and amusing ways.
“You make my heart skip a beet”
![You make my heart skip a beet_ with a punny twist on _beat](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/You-make-my-heart-skip-a-beet_-with-a-punny-twist-on-_beat-768x1024.webp)
This card puts a punny twist on the phrase “skip a beat” by replacing “beat” with “beet.” It’s perfect for food lovers or anyone who appreciates a good vegetable pun.
“You make my heart skip a beat”
![You make my heart skip a beat_ with a heart rate monitor design](https://kccnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/You-make-my-heart-skip-a-beat_-with-a-heart-rate-monitor-desig-768x1024.webp)
Featuring a heart rate monitor design, this card visualizes the physical effect of love and excitement. It’s ideal for medical professionals or anyone who wants to emphasize the powerful impact their valentine has on them.
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I print these Valentine’s Day cards?
To print the cards, download the attached PDF file, open it in a PDF reader like Adobe Acrobat or Preview, and select the print option. For best results, use cardstock or high-quality paper.
Can I use these cards for commercial purposes?
These cards are intended for personal use only. If you’re interested in commercial use, please contact us for licensing information.
Are these cards suitable for children?
Many of the cards in our collection are family-friendly and suitable for children. However, some may contain references or humor more appropriate for adults, so review the cards before giving them to children. If you are looking for kids specific material for valentines, you can download the valentines coloring sheets.
Are funny Valentine’s cards appropriate for all relationships?
While humor can be a great way to express affection, it’s important to consider your relationship with the recipient. Funny cards are often well-received by partners with a shared sense of humor, close friends, or family members. For new relationships or more formal connections, you might want to gauge the recipient’s sense of humor before choosing a funny card.
Can I use copyrighted images or characters in my homemade funny Valentine’s cards?
If you’re creating cards for personal use, using copyrighted images is generally acceptable. However, if you plan to sell or distribute your cards, you should avoid using copyrighted material without permission. Instead, consider using royalty-free images or creating your own illustrations.
How can I make my printable Valentine’s card look more professional?
To achieve a more professional look, use high-quality paper or cardstock, ensure your printer settings are optimized for the best output, and consider adding finishing touches like rounded corners or a glossy finish. You can also explore local print shops for professional printing services.
What if I’m not good at drawing or designing?
If you’re not confident in your artistic skills, there are many online tools and templates available. Websites like Canva, PicMonkey, or Adobe Spark offer user-friendly interfaces with pre-made templates that you can customize. Alternatively, you can focus on wordplay and use simple shapes or typography to create your design.
How can I make my funny Valentine’s card more personal?
To add a personal touch to your funny Valentine’s card, consider incorporating inside jokes, references to shared experiences, or the recipient’s favorite things. You can also include a heartfelt message inside the card to balance the humor with sincerity.
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